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Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
the year is 20XX in FutureAmerica. im laserjackin my turbodick to some Hot Ass Boobe’s on googleplus
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donate now to help find the cure for Stinky Dick
Reports suggest John Cena was attacked by his own arms
Dick so big i pay permits like its land,
Dick so big i need 46 hands,
Wang so strong and the girth too crucial,
Wang so long since birth i am beautiful
Favourite band?
John Cena
the best of kanye
kanye is the fucking best
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Fit Battle World Championship Grand Prix First Round
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
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